Update On KFC vs. Tiko Texas And Her Male Groupie

The battle rages on. This time we got a Tiko Texas/Big Sean groupie in the mix. No joke the guy has a Tumblr website thats all just pictures of Big Sean and how inspirational and shit he is. Its the most pathetic thing I’ve ever seen. Even more pathetic that fighting a female rapper on twitter! Lets catch you up to speed on the latest:

This tweet cracked me the FUCK up. Homeboy talking about Perez Hilton like he’s an Immortal in Highlander or some shit. “There can only be one…”

(This is low key the most racist part of this whole battle. Male Groupie just thinking all us baseball fans look alike)

 

This is where shit went off the rails. This whole feud started when I wrote a blog that said “Me and the Roommate are big Ariana Grande fans.” Which to all of you guys, makes sense. But to outsiders, has to be a fucking bizarre image:

 

Hilarious turn of events in the Tiko Texas saga. They were probably floored when they found out its my wife.

 

To be honest, this is one of the meanest things I’ve ever said to anyone. Sure, the line about her pussy not being able to pay one month’s rent was sexy, but this tweet about Duncan is 100 times more brutal because its so honest. Like this girl probably spends all day and night trying to become a famous rapper and Duncan just walks around town shitting and pissing all over the place and he’s infinitely more famous than she’ll ever be. Thats a demoralizing thought for Tiko Texas. Feel like I just told a little kid to give up on their dreams because they will never achieve them.

And just when I think Tiko is down for the count, she comes out swinging

 

That video though! I cannot tell a lie, that video is a kill shot. The beat/song is trash and the shit about Rihanna’s producer is a lie but using the Isles, Knicks and Jets records from hockey basketball and football reference is a fucking fantastic touch. I gasped when I saw that. So now the question is who is working with Tiko Texas? Because she knows too much. Wayyyy too much. She knows everything about me now. There’s no WAY she’d ever think to go to hockey-reference.com and take screenshots of the Islanders record. My guess is that its this mystery person who said he’d bankroll her:

 

Which is 100% that weirdo JGuns5 who is obsessed with me and the Islanders bandwagon. Or, its that motherfucker David Wallace:

Anyway, back to the battle:

 

  

 

I’ll be straight with you, I’ve found it very hard to not be too racist during this battle. Really toeing the line with Tiko and her scrub friend. I feel like this cable bill line was a good compromise? But thats probably just because I’m racist.

You know what, Tiko? You’re probably right. Which cuts deep. Almost like that line about Duncan being more famous than you. They both probably do hate my guts.

 

Fuck me. Fuck Duncan. Fuck Baseball. This bitch just wont quit.

Stay tuned…